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Harin Fernando reveals Mahinda’s routine :)

Harin Fernando reveals Mahinda rajapaksa’s daily routine;

1. As he wakes ups up he  squeezes his….. well hmmmm..his little gold template

2. hoping the squeez had worked.. he calls and begs and pleads with “Hotu” pouring from his royal nose for a chance to contest again

3. then he calls a favour from some Buddhist Monk and takes a bouquet, worships the gods and prays for reprise while giving the same ole speech to the same ole followers who moves with him from temple to temple

 

3. After which he takes a bag of grapes to his closest allies who are now jailed and begs them not to involve him or mention his name to the FCID

 

4. Then he goes home and chats with his royal offsprings of what could have been and the billions they need to get back

 

5. He then pretends his former secretary the PIMP Sajin Vaas  has brought  a pretty  mihin lanka hostess to practise landings and take-offs…

6. and then his lordship goes back to bed squeezing ……… well his little lucky charm the gold template

little does he realize that even that is not real gold… sajin vaas porned it many years back  just as his first wives wedding rind :)