“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas;
Soon the bells will start,
And the thing that will make them ring
Is the carol that you sing
Right within your heart.”
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list… :)
Christmas Jokes;
- Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey – he’s always stuffed!
- Screw the nice list, I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list!
- What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stopped at 3 ho’s
- How do you know that Santa is a man? No woman wears the same attire every year.
- Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
- Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
- This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.
- A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.
- Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.
Gorgeous Debbie
