“Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!”
“Good news from heaven the angels bring,
Glad tidings to the earth they sing:
To us this day a child is given,
To crown us with the joy of heaven.”
“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.”
The Origins of Christmas;
Roman pagans first introduced the holiday of Saturnalia, a week long period of lawlessness celebrated between December 17-25. During this period, Roman courts were closed, and Roman law dictated that no one could be punished for damaging property or injuring people during the weeklong celebration. The festival began when Roman authorities chose “an enemy of the Roman people” to represent the “Lord of Misrule.” Each Roman community selected a victim whom they forced to indulge in food and other physical pleasures throughout the week. At the festival’s conclusion, December 25th, Roman authorities believed they were destroying the forces of darkness by brutally murdering this innocent man or woman.
In the 4th century CE, Christianity imported the Saturnalia festival hoping to take the pagan masses in with it. Christian leaders succeeded in converting to Christianity large numbers of pagans by promising them that they could continue to celebrate the Saturnalia as Christians
The problem was that there was nothing intrinsically Christian about Saturnalia. To remedy this, these Christian leaders named Saturnalia’s concluding day, December 25th, to be Jesus’ birthday.
Christmas Jokes;
- Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey – he’s always stuffed!
- Screw the nice list, I’ve got you on my “nice and naughty list!
- What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stopped at 3 ho’s
- How do you know that Santa is a man? No woman wears the same attire every year.
- Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
- Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
- This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.
- A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.
- Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.
The Origins of Christmas Customs
- The Origin of Christmas Tree
Just as early Christians recruited Roman pagans by associating Christmas with the Saturnalia, so too worshippers of the Asheira cult and its offshoots were recruited by the Church sanctioning “Christmas Trees”.Pagans had long worshipped trees in the forest, or brought them into their homes and decorated them, and this observance was adopted and painted with a Christian veneer by the Church. - The Origin of Mistletoe
Norse mythology recounts how the god Balder was killed using a mistletoe arrow by his rival god Hoder while fighting for the female Nanna. Druid rituals use mistletoe to poison their human sacrificial victim.[8] The Christian custom of “kissing under the mistletoe” is a later synthesis of the sexual license of Saturnalia with the Druidic sacrificial cult. - The Origin of Christmas Presents
In pre-Christian Rome, the emperors compelled their most despised citizens to bring offerings and gifts during the Saturnalia (in December) and Kalends (in January). Later, this ritual expanded to include gift-giving among the general populace. The Catholic Church gave this custom a Christian flavor by re-rooting it in the supposed gift-giving of Saint Nicholas
